February 2012
never eat a cheezit and a thin mint within ten minutes of each other
why would you have high school seniors discuss the moral dilemmas of the world
we are all stupid
“wow I love school I’m so excited to go omg”
– things no one has ever said
I can’t wait to go to college so I can make a Facebook album and call it “colege” and I’m not even being sarcastic I am so excited for that.
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
I just went to use the bathroom and I sat down and flushed the toilet immediately.
skipped a few steps
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“I don’t know what I’m doing but that dumb ginger thinks it looks...”
– Emma Stone’s stylist
tennantdavids:
“…that won last year for their work on The Social Network.”
“…last year for their work on The Social Network.”
“…their work on The Social Network.”
“…The Social Network.”
whenever I think about the seasons of The Office when Jim and Pam weren’t together I get really sad and frustrated
god bless whoever fried the first chicken
commanderinqueef:
people that link pictures of themselves and ask to get rated on yahoo answers
when a math problem has parts a, b, c, and d
sigh
GUYS MY AUDITION IS IN TWO WEEKS
14 DAYS
SOON
THESE ARE THE SONGS I’VE PICKED AND THE ORDER I LOVE THEM
1. Electric Feel - MGMT (with instrumental)
2. YourBiggestFan - Never Shout Never (me playin uke)
3. I Follow Rivers - Lykke Li (instrumental also)
I’ll post me singing them this week so you can judge more but I’d also like feedback on the choices in general if...
my brother: kiss someone
me: what
him: say 'who?'
me: no
him: just say ittt
me: who?
him: my butt
me: that was the worst set up for a joke ever
what when did Glee do a cover of Lykke Li fuck you glee
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what if you were in a band and one day you realized all of your fans were 12 and none of them continued to like you after they turned around 14
and the ones that did were batshit crazy
the other day my friends were talking about prom dresses and how their “petite” ones were still too big for their boobs
I said “I know!!”
and they both said “YOU’RE NOT PETITE. WE ARE.”
I didn’t know how to respond without showing I wanted to die so I said “oh” but they probably still noticed.
I think they meant height but they...
Watchplasticprince:
OMFG
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jamiephillipcook:
tiergarten:
Andrew Garfield...
I could eat an entire jar of peanut butter.
Sundays suck